初到美國的笑話

These stories were truly happened to me and my friends when I took my another PT internship in U.S. in 1990.

　

Going to the pub

5:00pm, All the PTs have done their routine.

PT Chen: Hi, Michael! Are you going home?

Michael: No, I am going to the Pub.

PT Chen: For what?

Michael: To pick up the chick.

PT Chen: For dinner ?

Michael: . . . . .

　

First time to order pizza

When the boy delivered the pizza to PT Chen’s table, PT Chen thought he gave the wrong one.

boy: What kind of pizza do you order?

PT Chen: I order pepperoni.

boy: This is pepperoni.

PT Chen: But I did not see topping with pepper and onion.

boy: . . . . .

　

Treatment session 1

PT Chen was evaluating a new female patient with low back pain

PT Chen: Are there any activities make you worse?

Patient A: Yes, when I put on panty hose.（plenty horses）

Pt Chen: How many horses do you have?

Patient A: . . . . .

　

Treatment session 2

PT Chen was giving exercise treatment to a young patient with knee problem.

PT Chen and the patient were chatting ......

PT Chen: OK, let’s do the next exercise.

Patient B: Oh, I got a Charlie's horse.（muscle spasm）

PT Chen: Do you ride horse regularly? And what kind horse is this?

　

Treatment session 3

PT Chen was giving treatment to an elder lady with CVA on the third Friday in June. After the treatment,

Patient C: It’s time for hot fudgy sundae.

PT Chen: Is it another name for Father's day? （Father's day is the third Sunday in June.）

Patient C: . . . . .

　

Parking

PT Chen’s friend went to the airport to pick up somebody. She could not find a parking spot until a car was moving out its space.

PT Chen’s friend was so happy, moved toward the driver, and asked ......

PT Chen’s friend: Do you get out?

The driver: What?

(作者係作者為本系75年畢業系友，現為本系博士班學生))